Posted by
theoilpatchplug on Saturday, November 11, 2006 1:34:19 PM
The Manmade Global Warming Business must be tough these days. Just as soon as you start talking about all the hurricanes- wouldn’t you know it- they disappear? What’s a sandal wearing climate scientist to do? One day it’s raining, the next day snow, then its hot, and then cold. Heck it’s hard enough to figure out what to wear.
The current mantra is what ever the weather, the temperature or the climate model the answer is always its MANMADE GLOBAL WARMING STUPID. This weather that’s existed for millions and millions of years must have been fouled by the oil companies or the republicans or Halliburton.
Rules for the Global Warming Scientist
- When confronted by a logical natural meteorological phenomenon, give the phenomenon a Spanish name.
- Always remember we are saving the planet for the children and many brown children speak Spanish so use words like La Nina, or El Nino
- If you don’t know the answer to a question –make the answer up. There’s a good chance it will be used as a chapter in Al Gore’s next book.
- Plant the question in the media, what could Dr. Gray know about hurricanes and MANMADE GLOBAL WARMING, he’s from Colorado?
- When confronted by scientific data that does not conform to MANMADE GLOBAL WARMING use anecdotal experiences. Example: My daughter, La Nino’s ice cream melts faster now than it did in 1976.
- Be relentless, Chicken Little was never given a 10 million dollar government grant or able to shake down a fortune 500 corporation.
- Keep the goals in sight; there are industries and jobs to be eliminated. Cars Bad-Mass Transit- Good-My cars o.k.
- Kyoto is more than some town in Japan –It’s your future and prestige for all your colleagues.
Remember when the Weather Channel told you what the weather was suppose to be? Heck, even if you had to sit through Atlanta’s weather report nine times–they eventually came within a 200 miles of home. Now they try to scare you about what happened 10 years ago and what might happen if some clown gets a grant to study the butterfly effect.