Posted by
theoilpatchplug on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 4:30:53 PM
For the last 30 years we’ve been Borked and Bushwhacked. I thought it was about time to give the left some new words to chew on.
ERRRRA-Beginning of a Ted Kennedy Speech.
Rangled- Bringing back the draft while raising Taxes.
Pallocied- Turning wars into just problems with eyes wide opened.
Frogwantoobees- Liberal Democrats that want to be more like the French.
Kerrified- Making bad jokes that you really mean.
Newhurledodor- New Congress making laws.
NYTIMES- House Organ
Oprahman- Barack Obama.
Oberman- Kool –Aid Drinker.
Lieddied-Character assignation.
Swiftboated- Telling the Truth about a Democrat.
Bushed- Repetitive false stories in the media that make you so tired.
Cutrunner- Someone that wants to surrender.
Elephant Lynching- Hearings in the new congress.
Billysdumberbrother- Jimmy Carter.
McSorrosed- Moving on with government money.
Dixiechicken- A lefty that criticizes our government on foreign soil.
Bubbapardoned-Allowing impeached Judges to see top secrets.
Missedhillery- Wishful Thinking.
Kyotomoto- Al Gore’s new car for the working people.
Moretaxonus- A promise they will keep.
WMD’S- Worthless Mean Democrats.