Posted by
theoilpatchplug on Wednesday, January 31, 2007 10:01:12 PM
Things You Can Do to Save the Planet from Airheads
1. Learn your place - you will be here for only a few years and will be unable to do too much damage.
2. Learn the difference between Science and Anecdotal Information.
3. Things Change, Things beyond your control happen, including Ice Ages and Warming Cycles.
4. Weathercasts are almost always wrong beyond 5 days.
5. If the Sun explodes or goes cold, all bets are off.
6. Beware of those who profit by trying to make you afraid or feel guilty.
7. Most PhD’s won’t agree on most things.
8. A conscience isn’t Science. Science can be proven and conscience only needs someone to agree.
9. The introduction of oxygen into the environment killed off many of the species that inhabited the earth millions and millions of years ago.
10. In a day a volcanic eruption can pump out more pollution than the entire worlds SUV’s running for years.
11. If you make a mess, please clean it up.
12. The sky will not fall, but you will die. Please don’t get hysterical. It’s nice to have someone say kind words at your funeral and not call you a STUPID SMUG Prius Driving Prick.