Posted by
theoilpatchplug on Monday, February 05, 2007 3:56:06 PM
Your soft drink, soda, carbonated beverage, beer or sparkling wine could be a major contributor to man made global warming according to Dr. Ariel Hanklesnit, director of The Institute of the Fallen Trees.
The Doctor has just completed an exhaustive study correlating the increased rise in global temperatures to consumption of carbonated soft drinks and beer throughout the world. Dr. Hanklesnit observations are outlined in his recently completed study “Increased Carbon Dioxide Production and the Spread of Coca-Cold in the 1900’s and its Effects on Global Warming.
Dr. Hanklesnit observations begin when he began looking for CO2 sources in the world’s environment and concluded that the widespread use of carbonated beverages has been growing in relation to higher global temperatures. He concludes that sugars, yeast and manufactured Carbon Dioxide consumed world wide enter the atmosphere directly from the sources but also secondarily from belches and fluctuant produced by the consumers of the beverage products. CO2 from the respiration process is also a major source of green house gases and he is currently working on this problem and waiting funds from a grant from the United Nations.
“I believe we now have the understanding to control the consumption of these harmful products by imposing a CO2 tax on these items”, Dr. Hanklesnit said. The problem is that in order to slow global warming we must impose a $1 per drink tax now to stop major catastrophic events from happening in the near future, he concludes. These taxes could be collected as bottle deposits in many states and be used to fund more studies.
Products affected by the proposed tax would be all carbonated cola and soft drink products, fizzy water products, beers and sparkling wines such as Champaign.
This information is totally fabricated and as believable as the Al Gore Movie and the other global warming hype that is being reported.