Posted by
theoilpatchplug on Sunday, April 22, 2007 10:54:52 AM
Earth Day Manifesto
We’re Out Saving the World from America and People like You
Listen to Me Damn it, We’re Out Saving the Planet and You should Learn to like it too
Why are You Alive? Wasting My Carbon Credits
I could use to fly my new G-5 to make more Earth Friendly Debits
Why do you need a car? You’re not so great.
You’re not a Rap Star, going to work in some old crate.
Global Warming is like Al Gore sweating
And Cheryl Crow’s Fretting
It’s what they do
Global Warming is like Polar Bear’s swimming
And the March of the Lemmings off the cliff, it’s true
Global Warming isn’t about the Planet as much as it’s about you.
Get off Mother Earth’s Back
Scrap the Car, Build a Railroad Track