Posted by
theoilpatchplug on Saturday, November 17, 2007 8:19:32 PM
Friends do you feel guilty about the poor polar bears drowning?
Do you think a carbon footprint comes from walking across a coal ben?
Are you ashamed to be seen in an automobile?
Get hip ,get with it !
The earth could end tomorrow -and you'll miss out on the greatest money making reward ever offered. We've turned a boring psudo scientific graph into the end of the earth as we know it.
We've created the First Church of Carbon Credits and you'll get your rewards in Heaven after treading water for a few hours. We have holy coal and solar powered guilt scrubbers to help you feel better about giving me and the church your oversized American home and carbon making luxury auto.
Just give up all your worldly possessions to me and I'll make sure your taken care of in the hereafter.
Can I get a Hey Man?
Just think of it as Global Warming Insurance. We 'll give you double your possessions value on the other side and throw in Green Stamps to boot.
Just remember you didn't deserve what you've acquired because others have done without.
You'are killing off all the good species on the planet anyway.
What are you waiting for? That beach front Malibu home will soon be under water, if the wildfires don't burn it down first. So, send off the title today to get double credit and the Green Stamps as a bonus.
So send me those titles and cash today.Let's give it up for the planet.
The other Rev. Al
First Church of Carbon Credits
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